Three times optical zoom. Or is it a digital zoom? I haven't got to grips with all my new camera's features yet, but the benefits are clear. I have lots of pictures of the Christmas party.

The food was fine - and on time - and the wine lasted most of the night. When it ran out, everyone was too drunk to moan. So, adorned with tinsel, we all adjourned to the Cherry Juice wine bar across the road.

Dan was adorned with Sylvana. So I quit while I was ahead. He explained to me they're 'just mates'. Go back a long way. But my camera tells another story.

What's it to me anyway?