The cameraman pushed me.

He provoked me.

He backed me into a corner and started rolling. Of course I was going to kick and scream. I was supposed to be catching a plane.

Now, I'm sitting on the tarmac outside Terminal 4 - and not the airborne side either - because security have banned me from flying at all.

Should never have bought the guidebook.

There's no law to say you can't take pictures of a camera crew. They were only filming for that TV series. Ok so I've had a few drinks. So what. There's no need for all this kerfuffle. It's not like I'm carrying a bomb or something.