Jake. Who's Jake? Gemma says Jake's invited us to the travel show after work tonight. I'll play the big green fat hairy thing then. Fun!

Jake says Ibiza's had its day. Apparently, Byron Bay is the only place to chill. Best to 'couch surf', he says, and stay with the locals somewhere. For our next trip, we can get ideas for places to go at the show and then make friends through the Internet.

I might as well go along with them to the show. There's a free glass of wine for the first 500 visitors. Perhaps I can be visitor number three. And ten. And seventeen...