A coffee machine. Free coffee. Tea. Soup. Coke. Fanta. Yes! Oh yes! I can hang round here for a while.

Additional plus points include: Gemma can back me up when I'm late and the photocopier actually copies. There's not much work to do at all. Makes me want to flick maltesers across the desk.

My next job is going to be speaking Spanish. How difficult can it be? How many footballers come to play in this country not speaking a word of English and a few weeks later they're fluent?

Am just surfing to find a good course so Gem and me can go to South America for two weeks. Peru, Argentina or Mexico. Then we can practise together.

Will contemplate the options over a free coffee. Mingling by the machine just now I met Dan Cameron. I thought Cameron was a first name. Perhaps it's a stage name. Says he's a DJ. I wonder if he's played in Ibiza.

Let's see who I can meet this time.